1.You must pay taxes.
2.You will eventually die.
3.Michelangelo is a party dude.
Seriously, imagine going to a kegger with this guy. Not only is he a giant turtle, but he has nunchucks! It would absolutely be the greatest night of your life, despite the fact that he beat the shit out of 2 of your friends and pissed in your refrigerator.
Michelangelo: The Jersey Shore before there was a Jersey Shore.